Step 64. Don't purchase or eat shark. Never touch a dead shark.
If you catch a shark when fishing, take a picture and release it. This step includes all previous steps except the movie steps. After successfully completing Step 64 for 24 hours, proceed to Step 65 the next day. If you fail on any step, start over the next day on Step 01.
Step 65. Don't eat spiders, bugs or insects.
This step includes all previous steps except the movie steps. After successfully completing Step 65 for 24 hours, proceed to Step 66 the next day. If you fail on any step, start over the next day on Step 01.
Step 66. Take a red wine extract supplement every day.
This step includes all previous steps except the movie steps. After successfully completing Step 66 for 24 hours, proceed to Step 67 the next day. If you fail on any step, start over the next day on Step 01.
Step 67. Don't purchase, harvest, or eat oysters. Never touch a dead oyster.
This step includes all previous steps except the movie steps. After successfully completing Step 67 for 24 hours, proceed to Step 68 the next day. If you fail on any step, start over the next day on Step 01.
Step 68. Don't purchase, or eat flounder. Never touch a dead flounder.
If you catch a flounder when fishing, take a picture and then release it. This step includes all previous steps except the movie steps. After successfully completing Step 68 for 24 hours, proceed to Step 69 the next day. If you fail on any step, start over the next day on Step 01.
Step 69. Eat olives or olive oil every day.
Don't eat too many, and the color of the olive doesn't matter. If you miss a day, you'll have to start the diet over from the beginning. This step includes all previous steps except the movie steps. After successfully completing Step 69 for 24 hours, proceed to Step 70 the next day. If you fail on any step, start over the next day on Step 01.
Step 70. Watch Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.
When you reach this step you must watch the movie regardless of how many times you have seen it before.
Peter Sellers was originally supposed to play the part that was eventually played by Slim Pickens, but Sellers fell out of the set piece of the bomber and broke his leg. That accident, combined with his being overwhelmed with the responsibility of playing four different roles, led them to re-cast the part with Slim Pickens. When Slim showed up on the set they thought he was “in costume” because he was dressed like he always dressed in Texas and he looked like a cowboy. The famous line where Pickens says a fellow could have a hell of a time in “Vegas” was changed from “Dallas” to “Vegas” because as the movie hit theaters President Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas.
Highly iconic and influential, this movie is one of the greatest around and has been recognized outside of its cult fanbase, while still maintaining its status as a cult film. Hang around the internet long enough and you will hear paranoid conspiracy theorists echo Jack D. Ripper’s idea’s about the fluoridation plot. There are even those out there who will tell you that the entire movie is Predictive Programming for the New World Order.
There is no excuse for not having seen this film.
Keep practicing the previous steps until you are able to watch it. This step includes all previous steps except the other movie steps. After successfully completing Step 70, proceed to Step 71 the next day. If you fail on any step, start over the next day on Step 01 and when you get to Step 70 you will have to watch the movie again.
Dear Mongo: If I see a spider in my house, I squish it. Is that okay ? Mongo: Yes.
Dear Mongo: I'm a recovering alcoholic. Is there a chance that taking red wine extract might set me off on a 'bender' ? Mongo: Probably not. They don't contain alcohol. If you do a little research, you may want to take them every day for the rest of your life.
Dear Mongo: At the restaurant, instead of ordering the fried oyster sandwich, I tried the nut encrusted snapper. It was great. Afterwards, I found a $20 bill in the dryer. Wow ! Mongo: Awesome !
