"Those chocolate banana malts at Dairy Queen are wonderful !"
Cher
"I just love eating Whoppers malted milk balls !"
John Edwards
"Never cheat on your spouse !"
77 steps to a better life
Step 57. Don't purchase or eat sturgeon. Never touch a dead sturgeon.
If you catch a sturgeon when fishing, take a picture and release it. This step includes all previous steps except the movie steps. After successfully completing Step 57 for 24 hours, proceed to Step 58 the next day. If you fail on any step, start over the next day on Step 01.
Step 58. Don't kill, purchase or eat frogs. Never touch a dead frog.
This step includes all previous steps except the movie steps. After successfully completing Step 58 for 24 hours, proceed to Step 59 the next day. If you fail on any step, start over the next day on Step 01.
Step 59. Take a Coenzyme Q10 supplement every day.
If you forget to take your pill, you have start the diet over from the beginning. This step includes all previous steps except the movie steps. After successfully completing Step 59 for 24 hours, proceed to Step 60 the next day. If you fail on any step, start over the next day on Step 01.
Step 60. Don't purchase or eat sea cucumbers. Never touch a dead sea cucumber.
This step includes all previous steps except the movie steps. After successfully completing Step 60 for 24 hours, proceed to Step 61 the next day. If you fail on any step, start over the next day on Step 01.
Step 61. Don't purchase or eat sole. Never touch a dead sole.
If you catch a sole when fishing, take a picture and let it go. This step includes all previous steps except the movie steps. After successfully completing Step 61 for 24 hours, proceed to Step 62 the next day. If you fail on any step, start over the next day on Step 01.
Step 62. Eat or drink spinach every day.
If you forget to do this, you'll have to start the diet over from the beginning. This step includes all previous steps except the movie steps. After successfully completing Step 62 for 24 hours, proceed to Step 63 the next day. If you fail on any step, start over the next day on Step 01.
Step 63. Watch Syriana.
When you reach this step you must watch the movie regardless of how many times you have seen it before. This a hyperlink film. Hyperlink is a new term for films that have separate characters in separate stories which in the end are connected to each other. One the best films of 2005 will not be liked by many due to its subject matter. Keep practicing the previous steps until you are able to watch it. This step includes all previous steps except the other movie steps. After successfully completing this Step, proceed to Step 64 the next day. If you fail on any step, start over the next day on Step 01 and when you get to Step 63 you will have to watch the movie again.
Dear Mongo: I have a can of smoked sturgeon in my pantry. Can I eat it and just not buy any more ? Mongo: No.
Dear Mongo: My kids love to catch tadpoles and put them in a large water tank. We love to watch them turn into frogs and eventually they just hop away. Is that okay? Mongo: Yes.
Dear Mongo: I caught my son putting my wife's red lipstick on the lips of a frog he caught down at the marsh. He said he does that all the time before releasing it. Is that okay ? Mongo: Yes.
