Mongo Proves To The World: "I'm Not A Prissy-Puss ! You are !"
"I quit smoking, and the rest of you are all pussies !"
Actual photograph of Mongo's last smoke
Women that smoke (or those with tattoos) will have sex on the first date.
Of trivial interest is the image of the camel on the packet itself. According to legend, the artist who drew the image of the camel was Belgian. He didn't like the marketing manager from Camel, so he placed a "Manneken Pis" in his image. When closely examined, the shading in the upper part of the leg defines the shape of the peeing boy, (or a guy with a boner) famous in Belgium. There is also an image of a baboon or other primate sitting in the camel's posterior end; some even say there is an eagle's head in its neck and a fish in its midsection. It is considered highly unlikely that these images were placed there on purpose, and that these phenomena are most likely a product of the imagination. Note from Mongo: kind of a small boner, don't ya think?
"Everything one does in life, even love, occurs in an express train racing toward death."
-- Jean Cocteau 1889-1963, French author, filmmaker
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Mongoland
Proof that Mongo will buy anything. Crappy taste.
Nude photo of Mongo wearing nicotine patches
Ask Mongo
Q: Dear Mongo, will you be using the nicotine patch? A: I imagine that come Monday, my entire body will be covered with patches.
Q: Hey fartface, it's 6:00 am Monday morning and you're drinking coffee. Do you crave a smoke? Have you cheated? A: Yes. No. I'm not a pussy.
Actual photograph of Mongo drinking, driving & smoking.
Q: Dear Mongo, it's 6:00 am Tuesday morning and you're drinking coffee. Are you craving a smoke? Have you cheated yet? A: Leave me alone you faggot!
Q: Hey You! It's 6:00 am Wednesday morning and you're drinking coffee. Are you craving a smoke? Have you cheated yet? A: Get out of here you dork! Change the question already!
Q: Hey butthole, is it true that every pore in your body is oozing with masculinity and dripping with testosterone? A: Yes. That is true.
